Why the fuck is everyone on tumblr hot except me
What am I doing here, the lone bitch ass seagull
In a sea of hot motherfuckers
I hold doors open, I pull chairs out, and did I mention I’m actual trash?
No one’s gonna see me if I just…
I’m not a damn teddy bear. And I’m not sweet. Hmph.
Why the hell would someone do that? The poor little bastard… I mean, who needs a damn cat? Not me, that’s for sure.
Oi, this manly man’s bored. Send an ask or somethin’.